Michele Bachmann on Submission

"My husband said, ‘Now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law.’  Tax law! I hate taxes. Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, ‘Be submissive, wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands.'" - Michele Bachmann (TIME)
(According to The Bible, Peter and Paul actually said that.)

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Michele Bachmann on Evolution

"No one that I know disagrees with natural selection — that you can take various breeds of dogs ...breed them, you get different kinds of dogs.  It's just a fact of life. ...Where there's controversy is (at the question) 'Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being?' 


There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That's where it's difficult to prove."
- Michele Bachmann (The Stillwater Gazette)


Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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"Why should I go and do something like that?  But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wise; you are to be submissive to your husbands.'" - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Nancy Pelosi

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said, she has even said, she is trying to save the planet.  We all know that someone did that 2,000 years ago." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on The Bible

"I just take The Bible for what it is, I guess, and recognize that I'm not a scientist, not trained to be a scientist.  I'm not a deep thinker on all of this.  I wish I was.  I wish I was more knowledgeable, but I'm not a scientist." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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