Michele Bachmann on Farming

"The farm is my father-in-law's farm.  It's not my husband and my farm.  It's my father-in-law's farm.  And my husband and I have never gotten a penny of money from the farm." - Michele Bachmann (except her share is worth between $100,000 and $250,000.  Oops.)

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Acts of God

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians.  We've had an earthquake, we've had a hurricane.  He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'  Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now.  They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Blowing Your Wad

"During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy.  It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed... the government spent its wad by April 26."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Global Currency

"I'm very concerned about the international moves they're making, particularly... moving the United States off the dollar and onto a global currency, like Russia and China are calling for." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Rich People

"I don't know where they're going to get all this money because we're running out of rich people in this country." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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