Michele Bachmann on the Middle East

"Iran is the trouble maker, trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And do you know why? It’s because they’ve already decided that they’re going to partition Iraq.

And half of Iraq, the western, northern portion of Iraq, is going to be called…. the Iraq State of Islam, something like that. 

And I’m sorry, I don’t have the official name, but it’s meant to be the training ground for the terrorists. There’s already an agreement made.
They are going to get half of Iraq and that is going to be a terrorist safe haven zone where they can go ahead and bring about more terrorist attacks in the Middle East region and then to come against the United States because we are their avowed enemy." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Gays in Schools

"Our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality." - Michele Bachmann


Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on New Hampshire... err, Massachusetts.

"You’re the state where the shot was heard around the world at Lexington and Concord." 
- Michele Bachmann


Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Oil

"It's ironic and sad that the president released all of the oil from the strategic oil reserve. ...There's only a limited amount of oil that we have in the strategic oil reserve. It's there for emergencies." 
- Michele Bachmann


Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Farming

"The farm is my father-in-law's farm.  It's not my husband and my farm.  It's my father-in-law's farm.  And my husband and I have never gotten a penny of money from the farm." - Michele Bachmann (except her share is worth between $100,000 and $250,000.  Oops.)

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Elvis Presley

"Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today." - Michele Bachmann on the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on John Wayne

"Well, what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa.  That's the kind of spirit I have, too." - Michele Bachmann (Los Angeles Times)

(John Wayne Gacy was from Waterloo, not THE John Wayne.)



Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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"Why should I go and do something like that?  But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wise; you are to be submissive to your husbands.'" - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Acts of God

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians.  We've had an earthquake, we've had a hurricane.  He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'  Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now.  They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Gay Marriage

"(Gay marriage) is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, 30 years.  I am not understating that." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Blowing Your Wad

"During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy.  It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed... the government spent its wad by April 26."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on the Founding Fathers

"But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Planned Parenthood

"Does that mean that someone's 13-year old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus?  That night, mom and dad are never the wiser." - Michele Bachmann
Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Nancy Pelosi

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said, she has even said, she is trying to save the planet.  We all know that someone did that 2,000 years ago." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Phone Numbers

"I think there is a point where you say enough is enough to government intrusion... Does the federal government really need to know our phone numbers?"
- Michele Bachmann
Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Bureaucracies

"Unelected bureaucracies will decide what we can and can't get in future health policy.  That's why they're called death panels."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Wrist Slitting

"This cannot pass.  What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing.  This will not pass.  We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass."
- Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on the Census

"Unfortunately, the Census data has become very intricate, very personal, a lot of the questions that are asked.  I know for my family, the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home. We won't be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn't require any information beyond that." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on African Americans

"It is horrific to know that in the African American community, 50% of all African American pregnancies in the United States end in abortion - 50%!  That is a genocide of African Americans of the United States.  It should not be.  There are Americans all across this country who would love to adopt African American babies, but they can't because 50% of all African American pregnancies today are ending in abortion." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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Michele Bachmann on Global Currency

"I'm very concerned about the international moves they're making, particularly... moving the United States off the dollar and onto a global currency, like Russia and China are calling for." - Michele Bachmann

Case in point: Michele Bachmann is an idiot.

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